May 2013
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:
vgkait:
The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs
Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like
Who the fuck are these assholes
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
littletao:
kpop’s kinda like a cool beach you go to and there are all these kinds of pretty stones and you pick up one like oh cool i like this one and you put it in your pocket and then you see another cool stone and you collect that one too but soon enough you have so many stones in your pockets that your pants have fallen off and you’re crying while holding a lot of stones you don’t know...
when people tell me to stop obsessing over tv...
sodamnrelatable:
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
Story time with Kfcdoubledown
Lord Silly: Would you like to hear a story about me
Lord Silly: when i played LoL
Snoop Lion: no
Lord Silly: and none of my buddies were on at the time to play with
Lord Silly: no i promise you
Snoop Lion: Did you go on
Lord Silly: it is a good story
Snoop Lion: solo queue
Lord Silly: nah i just randomed for the fun of it
Snoop Lion: >implying that isn't the same as solo queueing
Lord Silly: so i got stuck with a group of assholes right
Lord Silly: two of my teammates are discussing shit about the game, meta horseshit
Lord Silly: someone picks gangplank while they're destracted
Lord Silly: we get into the game
Lord Silly: everyone connects
Lord Silly: gangplank types a single chinese character into the chat
Lord Silly: and instantly disconnects afterwards
Snoop Lion: haha what
Lord Silly: comes back one or two minutes later, everyone in the top lane's level 3 and he's level 1
Lord Silly: he shoots a single minion without killing it, disconnects again
Lord Silly: comes back a minute or two afterwards again
Lord Silly: grinds to level 6 on jungle minions
Lord Silly: uses his ult on an enemy tower, kills two or three mooks that were passing by, claims the inhibitor turret as his own (then destroys it)
Lord Silly: afterwards one of the guys i was playing with friends me and asks what the fuck that chinese guy said
Lord Silly: we put our heads together
Lord Silly: and eventually realize that the symbol he used was this
Lord Silly: 灭
Lord Silly: it translates to "destroy".
Lord Silly: that's the tale
Lord Silly: of the lone gangplank
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
trumpeteroftheswan:
so i saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like he spent all his time trying to sit up
like
alright let’s do this
rrRHRGG
wow no that was exhausting ok baby steps time
ok so far so good
grgrhgh—
GGHRHGHGGHGHHH
AW GOD DAMN IT
maybe if I—
wait
…
successsssssss
holyposeidon:
the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them
dual-scar:
dual-scar:
my favorite part of halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all over the house afterwards and getting scared of them for a split second
NOT A FAKE SPIDER DECORATION I REPEAT THIS WAS NOT A FAKE FUCKING SPIDER FUCKKFJDSFDSFDS
